Nylo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ISP, The Real Story]

Ugh, advertisement.

Whaaaaaaaat, what was that???? Did you....did you just try and SELL me???? Bah. That aside, I'm just going to critique your movie. The visuals were kind of below average, since it was all text-based and ripped pictures. The music was ok, though it didn't seem to fit the situation at all. It just kind of gave me the vision that it was the result of some fat, bald guy that's head of advertisement saying "We gotta be "hip", we gotta be "cool". As for style, I saw a bare minimun of creativity in here (I thought the ISP comparrison was pretty funny). It just seemed too straightforward, too much like an Ad Campaign. I've rated movies fairly well just like this, it's just that this one didn't seem to have the "pazaz" that the others had.

[...resist]

The System is good, the System is love..Resist 0_0

Ha ha, that ending was pretty....ummm...hypnotic. The movie itself was ok, but there was a lack in original visual arts. The audio was pretty good. Style could have been improved by making or getting some better or more impactive visuals. All in all, I liked what you did here. I like the message and what it tries to accomplish. Way to voice your oppinion. Not too bad at all, keep up the nice work.

[MTV's TRL INA]

You're geniuses....you know that, right?

Sweet mother of God, what a flash that was! With the exception of a VERY select few, that was the longest flash movie I've ever seen. Your visuals kicked ass, everything was drawn so...so perfect, from Winnie the Pooh to Linus. The music was awesome, especially the self-improved onws; the Eminem parody one kicked some major ass. Humor and style are past any score that NG will allow me to give you. I don't want to spill anything else for someone else who might read this review, but the "Baxter" part was fu*kin' hilarious. It brought a strong hit of nostalgia on to me when I saw Goku come out of the Judges pannel, I saw the Harry Potter/DBZ cartoon years ago and had almost completely forgotten about it. This should earn a comfy spot on the Top 50 in no time. Excellent job, you guys really outdid yourselves.

[Friendship]

Desperately needs music, but nice work.

Alright, I normally don't score very high on submissions that don't have original visual work. You just got a bunch of pictures off the web and posted them on flash. However, they WERE very nice pictures, and they weren't neccessarily used to make up for lack of content; so I partially let it slide. I thought the poem was really great, made lots of sense. The one thing this baby needs is some good music. Maybe some light symphony, piano, something like that. Just make sure the audio is somewhat compressed :) I like what you did here, very, very cool pictures (The moon over the ocean was my fav). Nice job, keep up the good work.

[Sparken and Tael Ep.1]

Very cool.

Ohhh, this looks to be something pretty cool. I liked the intro to this, it gave some pretty good backround, though I hope this goes a bit deeper into character development. There wasn't much animation in this, but somehow the fight scene still came off pretty good. Excellet music choice! I've been searching for something like this forever!!! It really fit in with that battle scene and certain parts of it. Great job. I hope the next one goes deeper into the story. Nice ending, can't really argue with it, lol. Keep up the good work.

[Apez Ro Flash 1/5]

Cheesus, dude. Audio Compression!

Woah, that little for that file size? Eeesh, that audio reaaaaaaly needed to be compressed. There really wasn't much to it, just a Yo Yo jumping around and eating bananas with a Knight or mage chick shooting a beam at a baphomet. Not a lot here. It pains me to see anything RO related, as I couldn't stand Gravity pulling that "Pay once per beta test" crap and then charging shit every month just to stay registered; I'll stick with a high action game if I'm going to be paying monthly fees, those bastards. Anyways, the guy who originally made this needs to put in a preloader and end tag in as well, it just starts and loops continuously. File size is much too big for so little.

[The Tapestry of Time]

Like that wasn't ovious.

Right, a flash movie is going to tell me I need to download a flash 7 player, lol. What a load of crap. You can use your weird Monk-ish crap diolouge to refute, but whatever. Triky clown is dead, so it only gives me greater pleasure to push his rotting corpse deeper into the ground.

ArchonClock responds:

My "weird Monk-ish crap diolouge"? Assuming you mean 'dialogue', I have no idea what you are talking about.
Obviously, there must be some sort of database error. I swear to you, this movie does NOT, I repeat, NOT feature anyone named "Triky clown".
Mayhaps the database is still screwed up because of that movie "Xavier and Friends".

[Itchy & Scratchy 1]

Ha ha ha, cool.

Wow, it's Itchy and Scratcy! ..On Flash! Weird! I'm amazed at how well you got the visuals down, that was too cool. Nice plot, it fit in exactly with how stuff happens between those two. The Audio was a bit bland (like during the movie) and I think it could have used some corny BGM or something, but oh well, I can't complain, not with that delicous piece of work, ha ha. Nice job, a true tribute to The Simpsons and it's greatness.